CBC FC Chairman - Stewart Keeling
Legendary party animal and knife welding maniac Stewart "Tiny" Keeling is the conscious of the club and all around top lad. A former CBC FC Legend (who proudly dines out on his one and only appearance which led to the one and only broken leg in CBC history) his liking of gay mojitos recently caused the mother of all hangovers, the vomiting of Daniel Boley and one big fat hilarious night out. Roll on the next one...
And I don't mean cheese roll tubby! Love ya! But not your father in laws concrete...
;)
CBC FC Co - Managers - Phil Birkin & Richard Catanach
Read more in the Player Profiles but as the creators of the club and the only 2 players still with CBC FC who played in the club's first ever game (July 2002, Phil at centre back, Rich at right back), it seems such a shame not to have some comedy pictures on here too...
Football genius never looked so fat!
CBC FC Honourary Committee Member - Tony Birkin
Brother of Phil (the better looking one of the two), owner of possibly the best moustache this side of North Africa and quite possibly texter of the worst jokes... ever, Tony is top man and the reason we are sitting happily in our new homes, cradled in the bosom of Ford Lane, Alresford.
And despite a few health setbacks, he still runs the kids teams for Alresford Colne Rangers, is still dedicated to making sure Ford Lane is on top form for the ACR FC first team and even rolls out on a Sunday to tell me and Phil where we're going wrong which in my book not only makes him the biggest busy body ever, but also a top man!
Nice one Tone, I doubt we'd be where we are now without you!
CBC Alresford FC Committee Members






